i got this from the latest readers digest(may2008). normally i'll read the funny stuff 1st rather then others..huhu.. well, funny things can overwhelmed grief .. hakss...theory diri aku sendri kot ne~ ^_^ ' My mum-in-law bought her first mobile phone. Its ringtone was the William Tell Overture. "I'm getting lots of calls but they always hang up," she told my husband a few days later. "That's odd," he said. "I'll phone you and see what happens," He then dialled her number, but she sat motionless for more than a minute as her handset trilled away. "Why aren't you answering?" he asked. "Oh, sorry," she said. "I thought I had to wait for the tune to finish," ' -by Rosa Taylor-